The Fall of the Apple

While Apple’s “Meet the Author” series normally interviews distinguished authors, they somehow made an exception and let this squealy little cartoonist into the room.

Click HERE to see how far Apple has fallen.

And by the way, does this look like an author photo or like I’ve just been arrested?

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The Failure is Almost Upon Us Tour

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I know, I know.

Over the last couple years, I’ve gone on two Pearls book tours, but have not managed to come to ____________ (fill in name of your hometown).

Well, that’s now changing.

Because beginning on February 26, I am coming to your hometown.

Provided it’s one of these:

Austin, Texas

Houston, Texas

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Madison, Connecticut

Brooklyn, New York

Salt Lake City, Utah

Tucson, Arizona

It’s all in honor of my new book, Timmy Failure:  Mistakes Were Made, which will be released on February 26.

And if your hometown is not on that list, hang tight.  For there are more cities to come in April!

But for now, here are the details on the upcoming dates:

 

Tuesday, 2/26/13 – 7:00 pm, Austin, Texas

BookPeople, 603 North Lamar, Austin, Texas

 

Wednesday, 2/27/13 —  7:00 p.m., Houston, Texas

West Houston Community Center, (in conjunction with Blue Willow Book Shop), 725 Bateswood, Houston, TX

 


Thursday, 2/28/13 — 7:00 pm,  Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Barnes and Noble, 210 Commerce Blvd, Fairless Hills, PA

 

 
Saturday, 3/2/13 – 4:00 pm, Madison, Connecticut

RJ Julia Booksellers, 768 Boston Post Road, Madison, CT

 

 
Sunday, 3/3/13 – 4:00 pm, Brooklyn, New York

WORD Bookstore, 126 Franklin Street, Brooklyn, NY

 

Thursday, 3/7/13, 6:00 pm, Salt Lake City, Utah 

Anderson-Foothill Library (in conjunction with Kings English Book Shoppe), 1135 South 21st East, Salt Lake City, UT

 

 

Sunday 3/10/13 -1:00 pm and 4:00 pm, Tucson, Arizona

Tucson Book Festival, University of Arizona, 1:00 pm (for Timmy panel):  4:00 pm (for Pearls presentation)

 

At each stop, I’ll be wearing nice clothes and giving a brief presentation on the history of both Pearls and Timmy Failure.  I’ll explain the odd story of how I went from being a wayward lawyer to a wayward cartoonist to a wayward kids’ author.   Afterwards, I’ll be answering questions and signing books.

And yes, I will be signing Pearls book as well! 

So don’t miss the chance to see charming me.   I am both engaging and humble.

See you there!

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Boise Will Be Boise

I am finally making my way to Boise, Idaho, next Saturday, December 1, to help raise money for the Wyakin Warriors, a group that helps wounded veterans attend college.

For info on the event, click HERE.

To buy tickets and thereby meet me (the experience of a lifetime, some might say), click HERE.

Just think.  You’ll be helping a charity AND seeing my pretty face.  At least one of those things has to be good.