Turn Your Squalid Life Around!

If you’re like me, and have trouble doing good in life, here is your chance to turn things around.

On Saturday, June 20, at 1:00 pm, I will be speaking at the Disney Concert Hall in downtown Los Angeles.  That’s right, they’re allowing me, Stephan Pastis, to speak in a respectable venue.  I will talk about Pearls and Timmy Failure and all things Stephan.

But wait, that’s not all.

I will be appearing with many authors far more successful than my humble self, including Jeff Kinney (Diary of a Wimpy Kid), Dav Pilkey (Captain Underpants), and Lincoln Peirce (Big Nate).  Why they are allowing me to join their esteemed ranks, I have no idea.  It’s a big mistake.  But it’s too late for them to do anything about it now.

And ah yes, the part about you doing good in life….

All proceeds from the event will go toward helping L.A. school libraries!  That’s right.  You can both hang out with me AND do good, which sounds like an oxymoron.

All of the info you need is right HERE.

So buy tickets.  Buy lots of tickets.  Help libraries.  See me.

Oh, and see the other guys, too.

But mostly, see me.

 

 

 

Let’s Make This Kid’s Day

So a couple weeks ago, when I was at St. Jude Children’s Hospital, I met this very cool kid named Tyler who’s battling leukemia.  His mom happened to mention to me that he loves to see new “likes” on his Facebook page.  So how about we blow his mind and add a few more “likes” to the 2,400 he has now.

Just go HERE and click “like”.

 

Signed Books! Act Fast.

I just wandered over to my local bookstore, Copperfield’s Books, and signed a whole bunch of the newest Pearls book, King of the Comics, and drew a character in each (some of them drawn quite well, if I may say).

If you want one, just call 707-578-8938 and they’ll ship it to you.  But call soon, as they tend to sell out.

 

 

 

Timmy Failure: The Play

I’m proud to announce that my first book, Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made, has been turned into a play by the Oregon Children’s Theatre.  The play opens this Saturday (Feb. 28) in Portland, Oregon.

To see the video trailer (and see how cute Total the polar bear looks), click HERE.

And for info on tickets, just go HERE.

Last Batch of Books Before Christmas!

Okay, I just signed one final bunch of the latest Pearls book, “Breaking Stephan” (and drew a character in each); and signed a lot of all three Timmy Failure books (and drew both Rat AND a Timmy character in each).

To get one, just call 707-578-8938 and they’ll ship it to you.

P.S.  I also signed a random book called “Farm Anatomy.” I’m curious to see which one of you buys that.

 

 

Your Christmas Shopping Taken Care Of!

I just signed a whole bunch of the latest Pearls book, “Breaking Stephan”, and drew a character in each. I also signed a bunch of Timmy Failure books (Books 1, 2, and 3), and drew a character in each of those as well.

To get one, just call 707-578-8938.

But call now, because they tend to go quickly.

 

Timmy Failure, We Meet Again

Book 3 of my middle grade series, Timmy Failure, is available on October 28.

In it, Timmy must confront a new enemy and a corrupt principal and a giant chihuahua.

Personally, I think it’s the best of the three, but I’m biased.

To buy it now, just go HERE.