Good news. Or bad. Depending on your perspective.
I am being let out of my locked office for ten days to go on a book tour. I’ll be visiting eight different cities.
All in support of my next treasury, which looks like this:
The eight cities will be announced soon (Thus, the black strips over their names in the banner. That’s to build suspense. I hope you’re feeling suspensed.)
The tour will begin April 21. This will give all of the cities the necessary time to obtain restraining orders.
No, that’s not true. I can go anywhere.
But that’s a discussion for another day. So if you were planning on a big signing in Ankara, you might want to make other plans.
At each tour stop, I’ll be showing strips, reading hate mail, and signing books. I will not be perched atop a girl’s bicycle.
And please, someone bring beer. Even if the bookstores tell you not to. Because, as you can see from the photo above, I’m a rebel.