In honor of the upcoming Pearls Before Swine treasury, Pearls Gets Sacrificed, I am touring this whole angry nation. Not to be burned at the stake (truly, that would ruin things), but to talk about ME, and to talk about Pearls, and — if someone out there brings me gin — to sign your book.
The cover of which looks like this:
Right HERE. (And don’t worry if you’re not on Facebook — you can still view all the particulars.)
And if your town is not on the list — do not fret. There are two cities to be named later. Both of them will be part of the Timmy Failure tour, but on that tour, I always talk about Pearls anyways (and will even draw a Pearls character in your Timmy book).
And if all that fails — well, there’s this totally nuts idea: Go on vacation with me. That’s right. A cruise in January in the Caribbean where I sign your books, talk about Pearls, and apparently, eat dinner with you. (Believe me, you’ll want to switch tables). But more on the cruise stuff later.
For now, join the mob and come see me on the “One Step Ahead of the Mob” tour this September (but leave the pitchforks at home).
Your Favorite Idiot, Stephan Pastis