The Timmy Failure/Pearls Tour Continues Next Week

The Timmy Failure/Pearls tour continues next week.  And it is making a surprise stop in….


See dates and locations below!

Thursday, March 13, 4:30 p.m.Foxtale Book Shoppe, 105 E. Main Street, #138, Woodstock, Georgia

For the Atlanta stop, I won’t be doing a presentation, but I will be signing books, drawing characters in the books, and kissing babies.  So if you want your baby kissed, or just feel the need to touch my arm, stop on by.

Saturday, 3/15/14, 2:45 p.m. – Southwest Florida Reading Festival, Harborside Event Center & Centennial Park, Fort Myers River District, Fort Myers, FL

Sunday, 3/16/14, 2 p.m. – Books & Books, 265 Aragon Ave., Coral Gables, FL

So come on out and meet me, and see if I’m as annoying as you’d assume.  And bring beer (although I’m not supposed to tell you that, because my kids book publisher gets mad when I do).  So hush hush on the beer.

And wear clothes.


Stephan “Soon to be Sleeping on Your Couch” Pastis


5 thoughts on “The Timmy Failure/Pearls Tour Continues Next Week

  1. Outrageous fellow named Stephan Pastis,

    Is becoming evident that you are ne’er do well type of fellow. For example, in today’s comic strip you make mention of deer making offer to hunter and hunter making, according to you, counter proposal. What type of lawyer were you? Is being clear even to most ignorant person that this was counteroffer in keeping with law of contracts. Is being case that if I were forced to pay you to read this comic strip I would make use of postal acceptance rule. Cheque is in mail.

    Dos Vidanya Stephan

  2. Outrageous fellow named Stephan Pastis,

    Is becoming evident that you are non-conformist of worst kind. First, you make Rat a physician in today’s comic and then you have him throw a dart at dartboard to make diagnosis. This is most outrageous contempt of top notch American medical system. Is obvious to even most ignorant of peoples that in American system you roll a marble into spinning roulette wheel to make said diagnosis. In Canada, on other hand, everyone is treated equally. If you have sore ear you are treated equally to person suffering massive hear attack. In Canada is based on first-come-first-served basis. If peoples come in exactly the same time they is decide on equitable basis, who can sing best BTO rendition of ‘taking care of business..’

    Dos Vidanya Stephan

  3. Today, I went to the beach front with my children. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She put the shell to
    her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.
    She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I had to tell someone!

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