My nine year-old daughter and I were playing with her Playmobile boat on Sunday.
I put a bunch of Playmobile people on the boat and started dragging it around the carpet.
But the people looked bored.
“This boat needs a bar,” I told my daughter.
“You can’t put a bar on it,” she said.
“Why not?” I asked.
“It’s Noah’s Ark.”
Hey. It was hard to tell without the animals.