Sure, I could use this column to make fun of stupid people. But today I am taking a moratorium from mocking in order to give you many, many gift-giving ideas.
Like these guys:
Which you can buy HERE. Or HERE, where you can even get Christmas versions that look like this:
But wait, there’s more.
Because next year will not be complete without the Pearls desk calendar:
Which you can get in stores or HERE.
Or, if you’re a big picture kind of person, the Pearls wall calendar:
Which you can also get in stores, or HERE.
Then again, maybe you’re just a book person, in which case you can get the latest Pearls collection, “When Pigs Fly.”
Which you can find in any independent bookstore or Barnes and Noble or Borders or HERE.
Then there are a whole host of Pearls clothes, cups, prints and other cool stuff at the Cafe Press store, which was recently filled with 25 new designs. All of which you can find HERE.
They have cool stuff like this:
And because Pearls is nothing if not hip, this and many other iPhone cases:
But wait, there’s even more. If you really really want to get something for that someone special in your life, you can get a print of ANY Pearls strip you want signed by ME.
They look like this:
To order those signed prints, click HERE.
And if you’re cheap like me, you can get unsigned prints of various Pearls strips and images HERE.
They come framed and unframed and look a little like this.
And last but not least, if you still can’t get enough of me, I just did a video interview with the great Tom Racine of Tall Tale Radio (now Video), which you can find HERE. But be warned. Someone (won’t say who) had a bit of a potty mouth during the interview, so it may not be appropriate for young kids.
Oh, and don’t forget all the animated Pearls strips, which you can find HERE. They’re quite entertaining.
There. I’m done. That is all the yuletide cheer one man can be expected to provide.