I’ve been working out a lot lately.
And I don’t want to brag, but people around me are noticing.
I say that because I just got this email:
Someone horny is waiting for you:
-You must be 18 years of age or older to see who is waiting for you!
Making this even stranger, I think my new physique is particularly attractive
to Asian women.
I say that because shortly after getting that last email, I got this:
Lonely Asian Women are waiting to meet you:
Search thousands of Asian women profiles:
While I feel bad that so many Asian women are lonely, I’m married and can’t do anything about it.
I did, however, reply to their email.
Dear Lonely Asian Women,
I am so sorry to hear about your predicament. And I appreciate your appeal to me. I’ve been working out a lot lately, and it feels good to have someone else notice it. Unfortunately, I’m married.
P.S. Exactly how many of you are there?