I have a gray, four-door Honda Accord. It’s a nice car. But it’s a boring car. Except for one thing.
It goes 160 miles per hour.
How do I know that?
Because I looked at the speedometer. And that’s how high the numbers go.
Fine, I haven’t tried it yet. But I plan to.
And I don’t want to hear your explanations for why a speedometer might go that high even if the car can’t go that fast. If my speedometer goes to 160 mph, the car can go 160 mph.
It’s basically a Lamborghini hiding in the body of a four-door Honda sedan.
Speaking of hiding, no one can see my strip today on comics.com. So here it is (just click on it to enlarge):
Speaking of strips, I’m often asked if I sell my strips. I don’t. But every year or so, I do sell the occasional drawing for charity. (I’m not all evil. Only 90 percent.)
So I’ve gone ahead and drawn a picture of the entire Pearls cast (well, eight of them anyways…my hand got tired after awhile), which I’m now auctioning on Ebay. As of five minutes ago, it was yours for a mere $9, though I suspect that price may rise. All the proceeds from the auction will go to the Red Cross Haiti Relief Fund. To go to the auction, just click HERE.
And bid a lot. Because if I die, that drawing’s gonna go up in value. Oh sure, I’m young and it’s statistically improbable, but consider this:
I drive 160 miles per hour.