You may have seen this story this morning.
The headline says it all:
Kenya rounds up zebras for starving lions
Yes, the country of Kenya says its lions are starving. So they’re herding up zebras to feed to the lions. That is going to ruin many a zebra Valentine’s Day.
Little did I know the message on my Valentine’s Day crocodile would be so prophetic:
Not to mention the message carried by Rat:
Then there’s poor Zebra, begging for peace in light of Kenya’s decision:
And angelic Cupid Pig, hoping to spread the love:
And how will that help the zebras of Kenya? I’ll tell you.
For each plush you buy, I will think about doing something to help the zebras of Kenya.
So do the right thing this Valentine’s Day and buy these Pearls plush.
You’ll be helping your love life. And more importantly…
You’ll be helping me.