Look at this list of the topselling box calendars on Amazon.
Other than The Office and Dilbert, it’s filled with sickeningly sweet bunnies and kitties and puppies. That’s just too much cuteness.
Let’s send those people a message and buy a calendar filled with cynical animals and death.
Like, for example, these guys:
Please. Help strike a blow for snarkiness.
And defeat those cuddly bunnies.