The car in front of me yesterday had a bumper sticker that said, “Spay and Neuter Your Pets.”
It made me mad.
Yeah, I know, it’s important and all, so don’t send me your complaints, but let me just say this.
Why do we let dogs and cats off the hook that easy? Alright, fine, it’s a little tough on them physically to lose some of their pink parts. But why is it taken for granted that their sexual instincts are so strong that that they can’t act in a morally responsible manner?
In other words, how about changing these bumper stickers to read:
“Hey, Dogs and Cats, Show Some Self-Control”
I mean, I have to. And I’m an offshoot of the monkey family.
It’s just not fair.
And don’t suggest I get neutered. Because (A) it would hurt; and (B) my wife already suggested it.
All I’m saying is I think we need a new approach. And a public service campaign designed to reach the horniest dogs and cats of the world. I already have the slogan around which we can center the campaign:
“Yo, Fido…Abstinence is cool.”