Years ago, investment advisers told everyone to put their money in real estate. That didn’t work out.
Then they told everyone to put their money in stocks. That didn’t work out either.
So I have a new alternative.
That’s right. Buy books signed by Stephan Pastis and when I die, you’ll be rich.
And rest assured, I will die. That is my guarantee to you.
And that is why I today I went to THIS bookstore and THIS bookstore and signed books, so that you, the fan, can retire comfortably. They will even ship them. And if those bookstores run out, there should still be some at THIS bookstore.
Even better, I have drawn a character in each book. Granted, I drew them quickly, but so did Picasso when he drew those doves.
So buy them as holiday gifts. And on the card write, “Now hold on to this, because one day he will die. Merry Christmas!”
And Merry Christmas to you.