The maintenance light on my Honda Accord went on this morning. It says, “B12.”
I looked up what “B12” means in my owner’s manual. It says I have to get my tires rotated.
So each of my tires has to get moved to a new place on my car. My front left tire will go to the back right. My front right to the back left.
I’m thinking we should do this with relatives.
You will get mine. I will get yours.
All the same rationales for tire rotation apply to relatives.
For example, tire rotation is necessary because some tires are forced to carrier heavier loads than others. So are some families.
Tire rotation is necessary because otherwise the extra stress can cause your tire to fail prematurely. So can some relatives.
This will even everything out.
Those of us who have beset by relatives that are big pains in the ass will be temporarily relieved. Those of you with okay families will learn to appreciate what you had.
We will all wear evenly.
Hope you like my cousin Josh.